[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee. (instant? If so, there's the x!)
[ ] I do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself.
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations.
[ ] I think politics are exciting. (er... I enjoy reading about it)
[ ] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers.
Total: 3

[x] I show up for school/work everyday, unless I'm sick.
[ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse. (and notepad)
[x] I've never gotten a detention.
[ ] I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all.
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up.
[ ] I drink coffee at least once a week. (Don't even drink coffee!)
Total: 3

[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes.
[ ] I can count to 10 in Spanish/french
[ ] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[ ] I can mow the lawn. ( No lawn here)
[ ] I can make adults laugh... without being stupid.
[ ] I remember to water my plants. (Don't have any!!)
[x] I study when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at school.
[ ] I remember to feed my pets.
Total: 3

[x] I can spell "experience" without looking it up.
[ ] I clean up my own mess. (I don't really, I would give it a half x, but I don't think that works...)
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[ ] I understand jokes the first time they are said.(Sometimes! Another half x... So that makes it a one x...)
[x] I can type fast.
Total: 4

[ ] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[x] I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex.
[ ] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.
[x] People have said that I act/look older than I am.
Total: 3

Now add up how many x's you have and put "I act __ years old" read

GRANT TOTAL: 19

Ok... WTH??? This quiz is bogus... Hmm... At least I'm not 80.